|Flipping the bird|
Spam Emails I Get (http://twitter.com/spamemailsiget) follows an unemployed 20-something who, out of sheer boredom due to lack of work and living with his parents, responds to spam emails. This leads him on new, wacky misadventures each week. In the pilot episode, he attempts "Incredib1e gains in length of 3-4 inches" to his penis with a "100% herbal, 100% Natural, 100% Safe" supplement to impress his new girlfriend.
I'm also happy to change the name to $#*! My Email Says.
I can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org. Here's hoping your note doesn't end up in my Spam folder.