|Someone get me a footstool!|
*Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental. No animals were harmed during the writing of this posting. Please don't sue me.
|My shirt tells me what I am.|
|Yassir! That's Arafat's mausoleum.|
Here's how you become an agent at big agencies like WME2 and whoever else you falsely consider important. You first need to get hired as an assistant, mail room jockey or floater. After kissing ass for a few months, apply to their agent-training program. Provided they accept your pathetic ass, you'll probably get demoted to the mail room while learning the company inside and out. You'll also take corporate training about agenting, and if I have anything to say about it, new curriculum like "Duplicitous Assholery 101" and "Self Importance for the Pathetic." Once you pass these rounds of flagellation, you'll get upped (that's an industry word, look it up) to assistant, coordinator and then agent. Somehow this whole process takes longer than law school and serves no purpose outside Los Angeles County. But that's your problem.
|Is this what it's come to?|
Well newbie. That's it. If you don't think I answered your question. Screw you. There are 15 people behind you who think I did a great job and will flatter me endlessly.