|I never barfed.|
Friday (March 23): Given my fragile economic state (and the fragile state of the economy), I went to work. My entire day became one-long blur of Sudafed, Gatorade, work and people talking about something called The Hunger Games. Since I'm not a 14-year-old girl, I zoned out completely during this discussion. From what I could glean, I sounded like a rip-off of Logan's Run. I guess I should have paid more attention as the movie made $152 million during its opening weekend. But I was honestly more interested in the NCAA basketball tournament and the potential payoff for my $20 buy-in. Kentucky beat Indiana (called it) and Kansas beat NC State (blew it). Looks like I'll have to wait until next year.
|I didn't sweat orange color|
Sunday (March 25): It rained. I celebrated by watching Monty Python's Life of Brian. I also wondered if I'd ever eat again seeing as that I'd not had an appetite since Friday. Nope. Still not hungry. These pants are just about to fall off me, and no, I'm not hitting on you.
|A little like this|
Wednesday (March 28): I worked, ate two full meals and took a nap. Looks like I'm on the road to Wellville.
And now you know where I've been. Aren't you glad you asked?