I know this is off topic, but Mom X broke her hip last night. She's doing ok and is in the hospital awaiting a plate and a couple of screws. But she could probably use a couple of well wishes from people she doesn't know and will never meet. So feel free to drop her an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. On the plus side, she might get a really cool wheelchair while she recovers.
Oh, and in preliminary overnights, Knight Rider pulled a 2.3/6 (the same as last week) smushing Pushing Daisies (1.9/5). Who knew a talking car could beat out an Emmy-winning show? Could a re-remake of Mr. Ed be far behind?