Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Hollywood Execs: They're Worth Every Penny

Big news in the corridors of TLC yesterday as Jon and Kate Plus 8 become simply Kate Plus 8. We all know they've filed for divorce. Turns out Jon and his Ed Hardy t-shirts were having an affair while Kate was busy trying to parlay her over-active birth canal into a talk show with Paula Deen.

Of course you can't have a show called Jon and Kate Plus 8 if there is no Jon AND Kate. So TLC retooled the show as network president Eileen O'Neill so eloquently explained:
"Given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family."
But today's posting isn't about who cheated on who. Nor is it about what PR person wrote the worst statement in the history of television. ("Recalibrate?!" Please fire who ever came up with this gibberish.) I just have a simple question for Ms. O'Neill, "If Kate had a different first name like...say...Wanda and Jon's name was Nathaniel 'Nate' Gosselin, who gets sacked from the show?"

Mnemonic devices are very handy tools in remembering what show to watch -- especially when they rhyme. Perhaps Jon will move to Nantucket?


constant gina said...

wow since Jon isnt having fun no one else is going to have fun...Kate Plus 8...I give it 2 seasons.

Anonymous said...

It's really time for them to go away.

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