Thursday, September 17, 2009

The Preview of the Emmy Preview

Well kids, the Emmy Awards are this Sunday. And chances are you'll come up with something better to do like spend time with your family, read a book or fill out your unemployment form. But I have good news! For the second year in a row, The Hollywood Temp Diaries has secured portions of the actual script from Entertainment Tonight's pre-Emmy red carpet program. Lucky for me it's virtually unchanged since last year.

Enjoy.


Blah blah blah from the Nokia Theatre in downtown Los Angeles blah blah blah Lara Spencer. Blah blah blah the big night for the small screen blah blah blah back and better than ever. Blah blah blah the little cable networks continue to beat up on their big network brothers blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah Neil Patrick Harris blah blah blah Doogie Howser is all grown up. Blah blah blah for the first time blah blah blah Family Guy blah blah blah. I wonder if Stewie will blah blah blah?

Blah blah blah blah Two and a Half Men's Angus T. Jones has grown up before our eyes blah blah blah soon have to call it Three Men blah blah blah. Blah blah blah new comer Jim Parsons blah blah blah socially-awkward physicist blah blah upset. Blah blah Seinfeld reunion on Curb Your Enthusiasm blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah similarities between George Costanza and Larry David blah blah blah other than being bald and follically-challenged? Ha ha ha blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah the usual suspects Glenn Close, Sally Fields and Kyra Sedgwick are back blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah everyone's favorite serial killer Michael C. Hall and his sister on the show but real-world wife blah blah blah. Blah blah will Dancing with the Stars waltz off blah blah blah or will Top Chef cook up a blah blah blah.

Blah blah a toss up between The Daily Show and The Colbert Report [Pronounced "Col-bear Re-pour"] blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah the big winners should be the cigarette-peddling Mad Men blah blah blah blah blah Tina Fey and the cast of 30 Rock blah blah and the always blah blah blah Dr. House.

Let's throw it to blah blah blah blah inside the Nokia blah blah who is with blah blah. Blah blah blah you look beautiful tonight blah blah blah.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sounds lovely.

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