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Working in cooperation with Hollywood private investigator Anthony Pellicano, the Temp Diaries has secured this very rare recording of Deadline's Nikki Finke uttering her catch phrase "TOLDJA!" And through this special Internet-only offer, you can have it for the low price of...wait for it...FREE!
Having your own "TOLDJA!" machine can be fun in so many ways. You can use to...
- Emphasize the end of every obvious sentence. (e.g., "Dancing with the Stars won the ratings last night. TOLDJA!")
- Warn your boss that Darling Nikki or some other comparable "journalist" is nearing. Kind of like a tornado siren but not as pleasant sounding.
- Scare off the pigeons that are congregating around your car.
- Cure your nasty case of the hiccups.
- Remove that pesky mildew that's building up in your shower.
- Demonstrate your ability to be more goddamn annoying than anyone else.
Warning: Side effects may include abdominal pain, agitation, anxiety, constipation, decreased sex drive, diarrhea or loose stools, difficulty with ejaculation, dizziness, dry mouth, fatigue, gas, headache, decreased appetite, increased sweating, indigestion, insomnia, nausea, nervousness, rash, pain, sleepiness, sore throat, tingling or pins and needles, tremor, vision problems and vomiting. But none of this should be surprise.