|Fake Ari only looks like Real Ari|
If you have any questions for Fake Ari, please send them to me at TempX@tempdiaries.com. And for a full collection of his advice, click on the toolbar above or here.
*Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental. No animals were harmed during the writing of this posting. Please don't sue me.
ANONYMOUS READER ASKS: I moved to LA two months ago and have had a horrible time finding work. There are jobs posted everywhere but I never get called. So I thought I would try temping, but WTF? How do I even get a pimp? I have a wealth of business experience including industry experience and two overpriced college degrees and I can't even get a freaking interview with a temp pimp. Can you help? I'm not getting any younger.
|First Chicago. Next, the World!|
Let's get one thing straight. This stupid site you're reading has a list of every popular Pimp in town. Anyone of those asshats will let you come in an take a typing test. It's no skin off their balls. So go in and don't fuck it up.
|Got a Low Self Opinion? Lie!|
Now let's discuss your point about not getting any younger. Clearly you haven't figured out Hollywood. People get younger in this town all the time. Sandra Bullock interrupted the space/time continuum. Jennifer Lopez can't work a calendar. And Eminem obviously needs Flava Flav's oversize clock necklace. Oh. I also have two words for you "BO-motherfuckin'-TOX."
Now get out of my face. You're bothering me.