Well, I now know the reason Nikki's in such a hissy about the Brown List. Turns out she was compiling her own list of Hollywood power brokers based on a flawed methodology ("I am the judge. It's my list!"). Rather than being happy for my momentary success, she's cheesed off that I stole her thunder.
This relationship is never gonna work. Nikki, I think we should start seeing other people.
[Former Marketing Exec says: Tell Elle you changed the name of your site four months ago.]