I've been told that the best way to increase site traffic is to post pictures of celebrities wearing bikinis (ala Egotastic), writing "clever" comments on illegally re-purposed red carpet photos (ala Perez Hilton), posting secret memos from high-level executives (ala Deadline Hollywood), pix of hot celebrity couples "caught in the act" (ala TMZ) or putting cute animals in costumes (ala Icanhascheezburger).
With that, I'd like to welcome you to the NEW Hollywood Temp Diaries, featuring...
"CLEVER" COMMENTS ON CELEB PIX!
TOP SECRET MEMOS!
HOT HOLLYWOOD COUPLES!
ADORABLE ANIMALS IN COSTUME!
Doesn't this make you want to come back on Monday?