Copyright Infringment Theatre

"Copyright Infringement Theater" means which of the following happened to Temp X yesterday:

Too busy at temp gig -- 28%
Too drunk -- 23%
Too lazy -- 33%
Working on a really good entry for tomorrow -- 9%
Other -- 4%

Such little faith. (sigh) You all thought I was too drunk and wouldn't be working on a good entry. The truth is I was [Reason Redacted].