Least Important Scoop Ever

TMZ is reporting that the Salahi's are cast members on Celebrity Rehab.  I can confirm this because the fame whore and her husband (who looks like Scott McClellan's older brother) also crashed my birthday party last Friday at Barbarella Bar with their camera crew and release forms.  I would have written more about this sooner, but I honestly don't care.

And thus concludes the least important scoop ever.