Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Could this be Nikki Finke? Does anyone care? (More Pictures)

Well, Richard Johnson's big reveal of Nikki Finke went over like pork chops at a Yom Kippur break fast when it was revealed it probably wasn't her.  So we're back to square one.  This means we get to keep guessing what the old bird looks like.  With that in mind, here are some recent submissions to the "Make Your Own Nikki Finke."  Feel free to create your own.  I might just post it.

Our first piece of art was submitted by one of Nikki's journalistic competitors.  No wait, that's not fair.  This writer doesn't get paid to re-run press releases.

It's either a snake with a speech impediment or a dildo with the power left on

 Nikki's as a bumbling, self-centered oaf.  Oh, wait.  That's just Nikki.

I'm such a shoddy journalist, I can't even spell shoddy correctly.

I'm not sure what this means.
I have outstanding penmanship.  Next up...learning to use nouns.

And the offer still stands - $10 if you can tell me who the mystery woman is in the Yaris.  Here's her picture again.  Let's track her down. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

is finke really the most powerful woman in hollywood. stupid execs think so which gives her more power than she should have. i think that pick could be her. better than i excepted.

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