Our first piece of art was submitted by one of Nikki's journalistic competitors. No wait, that's not fair. This writer doesn't get paid to re-run press releases.
|It's either a snake with a speech impediment or a dildo with the power left on|
Nikki's as a bumbling, self-centered oaf. Oh, wait. That's just Nikki.
|I'm such a shoddy journalist, I can't even spell shoddy correctly.|
I'm not sure what this means.
|I have outstanding penmanship. Next up...learning to use nouns.|
And the offer still stands - $10 if you can tell me who the mystery woman is in the Yaris. Here's her picture again. Let's track her down.