Thursday, February 10, 2011

Could this be Nikki Finke? Does anyone care?

Her Royal Yaris
The Daily has published a picture of what they believe to be Nikki Finke at the wheel of a Toyota Yaris.  But no one really knows.  Richard Johnson, former Page Six editor and The Daily L.A. Bureau Chief, ran the story.  And we all know how reliable he was running Page Six -- except about Michelle Obama or Bam Margera or Vince Vaughn or Quentin Tarantino or countless others.  Darling Nikki denied it.  So we're left guessing.  That's where my readers come in.

Yesterday I started a feature where you can "Make Your Own Nikki Finke."  Here are some responses I received.  Feel free to create your own.  I might just post it.

Nikki is small, furry gnome voiced by Jim Henson
Or in keeping with the Star Wars theme...

She's the secret love child of Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia (with pet bunny Nellie)
Or the most likely answer...

She is a big, pink chicken.

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