Friday, August 6, 2010

Unemployee of the Week -- Me

I'm a Pop star assistant with medium-width skin.  I'm also a Pisces, I like long walks on the beach and can type somewhere north of 40 WPM (but I do look at the keys).  I'm looking for work as a writer, writer's assistant, kept man, arm candy or whatever keeps me from having to sell one of my kidneys.  I'm trained in Shiatsu massage (not really, but you'd never know if I did it wrong) and am perfectly comfortable sleeping my way to middle management.  Just please pay more than $22k/yr.  That's just too low.  Seriously.  I mean I know the economy sucks and this is a highly-competitive industry, but let's be fair.

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Anonymous said...

Where's your resume?

Anonymous said...

I read that job description and I didn't notice that part1 (Probably because I stopped at the $150 a day part.) *dead* at it. LOL

Anonymous said...

You only type 40 wpm?

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