I'm a Pop star assistant with medium-width skin. I'm also a Pisces, I like long walks on the beach and can type somewhere north of 40 WPM (but I do look at the keys). I'm looking for work as a writer, writer's assistant, kept man, arm candy or whatever keeps me from having to sell one of my kidneys. I'm trained in Shiatsu massage (not really, but you'd never know if I did it wrong) and am perfectly comfortable sleeping my way to middle management. Just please pay more than $22k/yr. That's just too low. Seriously. I mean I know the economy sucks and this is a highly-competitive industry, but let's be fair.
I can be reached at email@example.com.