Now I know wire services do this for breaking news. They'll say things like "Snooki Gets Into Another Bar Fight" and then say "Story Developing." But in a matter of minutes, this will be followed by a series of Write-Thrus (that's newspaper talk) to document the details of a drunken brawl involving America's Favorite Lilliputian. Nikki turns this convention on its head where she now just writes headlines like the ones you'll see below and then leaves them there for at least 14 hours with no additional information.
She apparently forgot to check yesterday's The Hollywood Reporter for their coverage on both the Bergstein and Chipmunks story.
I'm sure she'll get around to it "Soon."
|14 hours later. Still no story.|