Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Celebs: They're just like us -- only better looking and dumber

If I never wanted to work again, the first thing I'd do is find a forum and chide or at least offer backhanded compliments to potential co-workers and...well, never mind what I'd do. I'm a nobody going nowhere. Jennifer Aniston, on the other hand, is an A-lister with an impressive roster of failed relationships and body of work to match.

It appears when Jen had surgery on her schnoz, the doc also took out the part of her brain that governs what she should say to the media. This becomes very obvious in her statement to Hollyscoop.com regarding her dietary habits...
"If I eat burgers and fries everyday I won't get the parts I'm offered. I'd become a character actress, that may be fine one day but not right now."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Disappointing...I thought she was smarter than that.

Anonymous said...

I think she's being honest. Have you seen the documentary "Searching for Debra Winger". This is the reality if you're a prominent actress in Hollywood. You have to have a certain look in order to get the lead roles. And unfortunately, that means that you have stay super skinny and away from the junk food.

Anonymous said...

She will always suck in film regardless. Go back to tv where you belong, idiot.

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