I gotta be honest with you guys, I've got nothing today. I haven't had work in months. My meals are either oatmeal, nachos or canned tuna. My most extravagant expense is a bottle of vodka that I'm emptying faster than I'd like. I have piles of dirty laundry building up in my living room because I'm too lazy to throw them into my laundry basket. The only thing I have to look forward to is unemployment checks and college football. And the days for both of those are numbered. I had a dream last night I had a Temp gig. Nothing exciting happened. I just had work. This comes just days after another dream I had where I was cleaning the bathroom. It's gotten so bad that I've been watching Gossip Girl because Ed Westwick's shameless efforts to act like a young Marlon Brando make me laugh. I don't shower until after the noon news. I clean my dog's ears because they need it. I think about going to the gym, but I don't. I have a packet of mayonnaise that's been sitting on my kitchen table for a month. This is particularly crazy because I hate mayonnaise. I considered watching Leno last night. Yes. It's gotten that bad.
Luckily, there are always clips of Mystery Science Theater 3000 to fill the time between when Dog X wakes me up and mental fatigue kicks in.