Wednesday, March 17, 2010

St. Patrick's Day After -- Revisted

Happy St. Patrick's Day!! Perhaps it resulted from living in Chicago for eight years, but I really enjoy this holiday. I guess I like any day where drinking before noon is not only acceptable but encouraged. That also explains why I love Mardi Gras, The Fourth of July and Yom Kippur.

But before you tie one on, I must remind you that Newton's Third Law of Motion is in play today. That law states, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." I proved this last year when my action was drinking mass quantities of green beer. The equal and opposite reaction...well that's listed below in my posting from March 18, 2009.

I'm a little late with today's blog posting. Here's why...

7:00 a.m. Woke up with a raging head and stomach ache.
7:01 a.m. Went back to sleep.
7:44 a.m. Woke up again.
7:45 a.m. Started showering.
7:47 a.m. Stopped half way though the shower. Thought I was gonna barf.
7:48 a.m. Barfed.
7:59 a.m. Called Pimp and said I can't work today. Blamed leftovers (partially true).
8:02 a.m. Fell asleep again.
4:00 p.m. Woke up.
4:16 p.m. Had a turkey burger and a root beer. Watched last night's Daily Show.
4:45 p.m. Started today's blog entry.
4:55 p.m. Wrote this line of my blog entry. Then realized I could not travel forward in time to figure out what I was gonna do the rest of the day.


Anonymous said...

It is as funny this year as it was last year.

Anonymous said...

"blamed it on the leftovers"...

im sure the day after st patrick's day, dumb ol' boss fell for that one! schucks!

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