Happy St. Patrick's Day!! Perhaps it resulted from living in Chicago for eight years, but I really enjoy this holiday. I guess I like any day where drinking before noon is not only acceptable but encouraged. That also explains why I love Mardi Gras, The Fourth of July and Yom Kippur.
But before you tie one on, I must remind you that Newton's Third Law of Motion is in play today. That law states, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." I proved this last year when my action was drinking mass quantities of green beer. The equal and opposite reaction...well that's listed below in my posting from March 18, 2009.
I'm a little late with today's blog posting. Here's why...
7:00 a.m. Woke up with a raging head and stomach ache.
7:01 a.m. Went back to sleep.
7:44 a.m. Woke up again.
7:45 a.m. Started showering.
7:47 a.m. Stopped half way though the shower. Thought I was gonna barf.
7:48 a.m. Barfed.
7:59 a.m. Called Pimp and said I can't work today. Blamed leftovers (partially true).
8:02 a.m. Fell asleep again.
4:00 p.m. Woke up.
4:16 p.m. Had a turkey burger and a root beer. Watched last night's Daily Show.
4:45 p.m. Started today's blog entry.
4:55 p.m. Wrote this line of my blog entry. Then realized I could not travel forward in time to figure out what I was gonna do the rest of the day.