Il Festival di d'Arte Cinematografica di Assurdita' -- The Winners

Since the only things left are a vat of popcorn "butter" and former Chicago Tribune movie critic Michael Wilmington, it is my honor to announce the conclusion of the first annual Il FACA film festival. The Board of Governors and the Selection Committee are extremely grateful to all those who participated, but as with any competition there can only be one winner. So without any further delay, may I present to you....


The Winner of the Foglio della Presenze Dorato and recipient of a $50 iTunes gift card which has been sitting on my kitchen counter since I got it in lieu of an actual job...

DON'T I KNOW YOU?
by Josh W.
60 Frames Productions


First runner-up and winner of a knock-off Nalgene water bottle from Warner Bros. Office of Corporate Responsibility goes to...

ELEVATOR
by Hobie T.
Orrazib Productions


Second runner-up and winner of an official movie poster for SPEED RACER (which grossed $93 million worldwide on a $120 million budget) goes to...

LIFE OR DEATH [Note: Alex has taken his movie down from YouTube.]
by Alex F.



Thanks again to everyone who participated. Below is certificate that recognizes you as a "SELEZIONE UFFICIALE." Feel free to print it out on really nice paper and frame it. It'll make you look important, which is all that matters in Hollywood.

Il Faca Certificate

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