Nikki is on vacation!
To quote my favorite TV show Archer, "HOLY SHIT SNACKS!"
In the delusional and self-important world of one Nikki Tiberius Finke (and yes, that's her middle name), this is the most significant news since the famed Culver City traffic jam that never was caused by her show that never will be.
If you think I'm kidding...
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