Tuesday, April 17, 2012

THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND EVER (or at least according to Darling Nikki)

You're probably wondering why I haven't made fun of Nikki Finke in a while.  The truth is, I stopped caring about her site.  She doesn't do anything different or better than THR, Variety or The Wrap.  In fact, with the exception of the periodic (and needless) use of first person in an article, you'd never know the difference between any of these publications.  But then this little gem comes in courtesy of one of my fans - a breaking news item that will quickly send Hollywood running for the 405. 

Nikki is on vacation!

To quote my favorite TV show Archer, "HOLY SHIT SNACKS!"

In the delusional and self-important world of one Nikki Tiberius Finke (and yes, that's her middle name), this is the most significant news since the famed Culver City traffic jam that never was caused by her show that never will be.

If you think I'm kidding...


WARNING: Breaking news will ruin the screen on your iPhone 4S.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

When it was a one troll show then this tidbit was something. Now shes one of many and lost her credibility when she went in wme payroll. - I only write what I think
Mary

Anonymous said...

I read the wrap because my comments are deleted grom deadline. Sometimes the offending comment appears in a story.

Movie Dude said...
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Anonymous said...

I admit to missing you destroy Nikki on a semi-regular basis. The Wrap has one thing going for it: the largest collection of truly bitter assholes in the comment section. They cheer for big movies to fail...much like their chances of ever getting laid.

Anonymous said...

Wish the wrap had a better mobile platform

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