So to avoid becoming a complete pariah in Hollywood, his publicist told him he needed to issue a statement apologizing. But before every final statement there's a rough draft. And my sources tell me that Brett wanted a first crack at it.
Thanks to those same sources, I now have Brett's original version of his "I'm sorry" statement complete with tracked changes.
It was a
sexydumb way of expressing the one and only Brett Ratnermyself. Everyone who knows Brett Ratnerme loves Brett Ratnerknows that I don’t have a ( Use a fancy word here. That's what you get paid for, not me.) prejudiced bonerbone in Brett Ratner'smy body. On the subject of that, have I mentioned how big my balls are? Plus I'm fucking great at oral sex while eating shrimp. Just ask Olivia Munn.But as the maker of such cinematic genius as After the Sunset and Double Takea storyteller Brett RatnerI should have been much more ( what's the word for when you think?) thoughtful about how much the entire world hangs on everything Brett Ratner saysthe power of language and my choice of ( What's the word for those things in sentences?) words.
P.S. I've got to go. There's fresh Hollywood meat waiting for me in my bedroom, and she's got an ass you can bounce a $100 off of.