Here's how it works.
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When your boss schedules a meeting, the first thing you should say is, "Do you want me to get something to drink for the meeting? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some cookies, sandwiches or bagels?" Once you've convinced your boss to order food, then you're on to Step 2...
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Let's say your boss invites five people to a meeting on how to hide the $130 million lost on Mars Needs Moms. Do you order food for six? No. You order food for 10. This guarantees leftovers, but not too many leftovers that it seems like you screwed up. This takes us to Step 3...
comestibles as possible. (Tip: Hide them between two plates so no one knows how much you've taken). After you've safely stored tonight's dinner, you can return to cleaning the room for the next meeting.
Elegant in its simplicity. Painful when you think about it. It gives new meaning to "Will work for food."
Tomorrow's tip -- Bullshitting