It only took 1,829 days (or 158,025,600 seconds, depending on your preference) to get there. But no matter. I, Temp X, officially have someone paying for my health insurance. And it's as much fun as you would imagine.
As they say in Hollywood, "Go break a leg. Then, after your $50 emergency room co-pay, have it fixed."
Has anyone heard anything about Dr. Greenthumb?