Thursday, January 19, 2012

Celebs: They're just like us -- only better looking and dumber

Too funky for myself
Mark Wahlberg is a lot of things.  He's a successful movie actor, producer, model and possible musician.  But now he fancies himself as a bit of a superhero as he explains what he would have done had he been on a plane during the 9/11 attacks.

“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”

So rest easy America.  Mark Wahlberg is here to save you.  Just make sure you overlook his youthful indiscretions like beating a man unconscious, leaving the victim blind in one eye. Or the time he fractured his neighbor's jaw in an unprovoked attack.  He just cares too much.  Plus it appears the high school drop out knows how to fly a plane.  That's nice.

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