If there were fewer cooking shows on TV, do you think there'd be fewer weight loss shows?
Is there anything that gargling warm salt water can't cure?
Nancy Grace has a cute butt. Wait. Did I say that out loud?
Weird Al Yankovic's song "Craiglist" is his magnum opus.
Twitter is nothing more than electronic smoke signals.
Acute Bunions sounds like something that could be an appetizer at Outback Steakhouse.
Programming idea for CNN: Combine two of your political shows into one and call it "Blitzer Spitzer." Not coincidentally, that's one of Eliot's favorite sexual positions.
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Shouldn't the "Debt Ceiling" really be called the "Debt Basement" since it's about how much money we owe?
Joey Chestnut won the 2011 Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest by downing 62 hot dogs in 10 minutes. Just 12 years ago the record was a scant 20 dogs. If that isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is.
Is it basketball season yet?
I can't think of an assistant in Hollywood more important than me. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.