Well, when she sobered up, Witherspoon decided to put out a statement. But there's no doubt that this collection of words
First of all, my head is fucking pounding right now. That's the last time I let Jim talk me into doing Jager bombs.Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation or so I understand it from that movie I was in, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now even though it's all true. But I do want to say I really need an aspirin pronto, I clearly had four three twoone drink too many ( I didn't have to take a field sobriety test, so I can say whatever) and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. Shit, I'm gonna be the laughing stock of late night TV next week, aren't I? Well, maybe not on Leno. He hasn't said anything funny since 1994.It, the prospect of having my rate take a dive from $15 million per movie, was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that is no excuse but I'm making one regardless. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job , with a very cute ass, I might add. I have nothing but respect for the police and their bulging bicepsand I’m very sorry for my behavior. Now please get me some aspirin and a glass of water...and maybe that cop's number."
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