tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7839368858765224916.post7230047241472515481..comments2023-11-25T02:05:12.827-08:00Comments on The Hollywood Temp Diaries: Terms on job posts that annoy me...Temp Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05758244499684711232noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7839368858765224916.post-3900693017045460802011-03-25T12:30:50.179-07:002011-03-25T12:30:50.179-07:00I'm not seeking a job, but every time I see a ...I'm not seeking a job, but every time I see a job posting like the ones sited, I feel like writing to the email address telling the poster what a piece of shit he is for his outlandish requests.<br /><br />In fact, why don't we collectively spam the email boxes of said employers with various permutations of that response? There's gotta be a way to leverage the power of this site's readers to do that, en masse. Maybe we can bust their email server in so doing.Suchienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7839368858765224916.post-4655475126063371122011-03-21T09:00:30.483-07:002011-03-21T09:00:30.483-07:00Must be proficient with Final Cut, Access, Photosh...Must be proficient with Final Cut, Access, Photoshop, After Effects, File Maker Pro, Pro Tools, etc. 8$ an hour to start. But there is plenty of room for growth in this exciting company.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7839368858765224916.post-83335262160042942922011-03-17T16:35:15.695-07:002011-03-17T16:35:15.695-07:00My favorite is when they're looking for a &quo...My favorite is when they're looking for a "rockstar assistant". Does that mean that I get to drink excessively and be an eccentric asshole too?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7839368858765224916.post-63521039008312678722011-03-17T15:33:52.767-07:002011-03-17T15:33:52.767-07:00comments as amazing as the post.comments as amazing as the post.assistant mcbabysitternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7839368858765224916.post-48057554391507011042011-03-17T08:41:04.599-07:002011-03-17T08:41:04.599-07:00"some nights and weekends":
By some I m..."some nights and weekends":<br /><br />By some I mean all. Goodbye life. Also you'll be trimming my toenails<br /><br />"work under pressure"<br /><br />By pressure I mean I will be blowing a vein out on a regular basis and you will be required to attend me in my home office where I will be wearing my Batman underwear, and only my Batman underwear.<br /><br />"must love dogs"<br /><br />My 90 lb. retriever is going to try to have sex with you and also you'll be picking up lots of dog crap.<br /><br />"other duties as required"<br /><br />You're responsible for the hookers and blow.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com