Celebs: They're just like us -- only better looking and dumber

It's all about me. Me me me.

Models have a pretty easy life.  All they need to do is stand there, look pretty, snort cocaine and collect an absurdly large paycheck.  But sometimes they get outside of their core set of skills and decide to talk.  That can only end poorly because these women haven't fired off a synapse in 10 years or more.

Another example of a model going outside her core competency is super hot Jew and Sports Illustrated cover model Bar Refaeli from a 2007 story in Jewish news site Ynet.com.  In the article she explains her logic for getting into a sham marriage so she could dodge her military responsibility as an Israeli citizen.

"What, isn't it better to live in New York?...It's dumb that people have to die so that I can live in Israel...I don't regret not enlisting, because it paid off big time...That's just the way it is, celebrities have other needs."

They're so cute when they're stupid.