Nikki Finke gets scooped; turns it into story about Nikki Finke

I think the old bird is starting to lose it.  Maybe it's too much egg nog.  Maybe she got a little nookie under the mistletoe.  Or perhaps she was just a hack to start with.  I'm guessing #1 or #3.  The thought of #2 is too much to handle.

Darling Nikki, please go back to running press releases. It's really where your skills are.