Thursday, July 22, 2010

Day 7: Temp X and Trader Joe's Project

Dinner:  Pizza, Beer and Mojo Potatoes at Shakey's 

Cost: $0
It tastes like it looks

WHY THIS MEAL WORKS?
This meal works because I didn't have to pay for it. All I had to do was help my friend move a couple pieces of furniture and plug in a DVD player.  Also, it's significantly better than whatever brown, circular meal I had planned. I believe it was going to be tuna tacos or something equally semi-appetising.


WHAT DID I LEARN ABOUT MYSELF?
I'll help anyone move provided they supply me with food and liquor as a reward.  That said the quality of comestibles and beverages must be commensurate with the amount of labor involved. Need me to move a few small things?  Then a Egg McMuffin and a MGD will work just fine as a reward.  Want help moving a grand piano and a the contents of a three-bedroom house?  Better hit the ATM first because we're going to Ortolan.  Turns out last night's efforts are the equivalent of mushroom pizza, beer and potatoes.


HOW DOES THIS HELP ME IN HOLLYWOOD?
I have a lot of practice saying "Will work for food."  Potential employers, please keep that in mind.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

My mother always paid people to help us move with beer and a few dollars, one of my friends said he would put my engine in for a case of beer and an ext cord for a portable heater but we did not have a garage to store it in. As a women I will speak for us all and say you need to come harder than 6 bucks.

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