She's apparently upset that LAT is trying to copy her, but doing a bad job of it. Only Nikki is allowed to run old news as she did during the Conan/NBC Spat.
True professionals run really old, previously reported news. This year-old shit is for amateurs.
The one other thing I want to do on my birthday is listen to a really fun song. So I pick Faith No More covering "Easy." Have a great day.