The Countdown is on...The Bennies are just three days away

You only have 72 hours to get your face pulled back because the results of the Bennies -- honoring the worst in television for 2009 -- are coming Monday. Get yourself a date, or (if you're Charlie Sheen) rent one. Then hustle over to Trader Joe's and buy the most expensive bottle of 2-buck Chuck you can find. This will be an award show like none other.

Thanks to everyone who voted. I look forward to seeing you on Monday for the bestowing of the Golden Trashcan. For those of you who missed the NY Times coverage of the Bennies, click here.