I have spent $30 of my hard-earned money (that's 3 hours of toiling at CAA) to finance Team Temp Diaries. This team of ne'er-do-wells will deftly and elegantly throw ping pong balls at half-full glasses of beer in a form reminiscent of Northwestern University beer pong legend Joe Davis. I encourage all of you to go cheer on Team Temp Diaries and/or distract the other teams. Whatever helps us win.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
6PM ~ 2AM
El Guapo Cantina
7250 Melrose Avenue
And now, let me introduce the roster of champions...
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BEER PONG POSITION: Ponger
REAL WORK: Co-produced "Bomb It" a documentary about graffiti artists.
SHAMELESS PLUG: www.bombit-themovie.com
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BEER PONG POSITION: Ponger
PROOF OF UNDEREMPLOYMENT: University of Illinois graduate
FAVORITE QUOTE: "Every shot is thrown with bad intentions. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey, there's no one like me - I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want to eat your heart."
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BEER PONG POSITION: First Alternate Ponger
PROOF OF UNDEREMPLOYMENT: Film School Graduate
FAVORITE BITCH-WORK MEMORY: I once had to complete an entire online traffic school course for my boss’ wife, who ran a stop sign, no doubt in a hurry to get to the country club. And, I wasn’t even getting paid.
TV CHARACTERS MOST SIMILAR TO ME: Monica Geller, Diane Chambers, Liz Lemon (However, she's a successful writer...)
SOMETIMES I WISH: I worked in the White House. Then at least I’d be getting a government pension.
GO TEAM!!!
2 comments:
How did you guys do?... Who won?
wow. congrats to the winners.
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