Thursday, April 9, 2009

Meet Team Temp Diaries

This Saturday is the 5th Annual Hollywood Assistant Beer Pong Competition. And for the first time in history, the underclass of Hollywood (the Temps) are represented.

I have spent $30 of my hard-earned money (that's 3 hours of toiling at CAA) to finance Team Temp Diaries. This team of ne'er-do-wells will deftly and elegantly throw ping pong balls at half-full glasses of beer in a form reminiscent of Northwestern University beer pong legend Joe Davis. I encourage all of you to go cheer on Team Temp Diaries and/or distract the other teams. Whatever helps us win.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

6PM ~ 2AM

El Guapo Cantina

7250 Melrose Avenue


And now, let me introduce the roster of champions...

NAME: Harrison Bohrman
BEER PONG POSITION: Ponger
REAL WORK: Co-produced "Bomb It" a documentary about graffiti artists.
SHAMELESS PLUG: www.bombit-themovie.com


NAME: Boxcar Ross
BEER PONG POSITION: Ponger
PROOF OF UNDEREMPLOYMENT: University of Illinois graduate
FAVORITE QUOTE: "Every shot is thrown with bad intentions. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey, there's no one like me - I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want to eat your heart."


NAME: Withheld
BEER PONG POSITION: First Alternate Ponger
PROOF OF UNDEREMPLOYMENT: Film School Graduate
FAVORITE BITCH-WORK MEMORY: I once had to complete an entire online traffic school course for my boss’ wife, who ran a stop sign, no doubt in a hurry to get to the country club. And, I wasn’t even getting paid.
TV CHARACTERS MOST SIMILAR TO ME: Monica Geller, Diane Chambers, Liz Lemon (However, she's a successful writer...)
SOMETIMES I WISH: I worked in the White House. Then at least I’d be getting a government pension.

GO TEAM!!!

2 comments:

Ethan Bull said...

How did you guys do?... Who won?

Virtual Admin Assistant said...

wow. congrats to the winners.

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