Endeavor/William Morris merger news & lay-offs: Temp Diaries had this story at 5:37 p.m. You posted it on your site at 6:35 p.m. Beat you by an hour.
CAA-U Internal Memo: Temp Diaries posted this story at 3:42 p.m. You posted your (and may I say not nearly as clever) version of the story at 10:38 p.m. Beat you by 7 hours.
During that time I made about $60, sat in traffic for an hour on Wilshire, had a bowl of cereal, took Dog X for a dump, watched the boring part of the UCLA/VCU basketball game (Larry Sanders is a game changer. If he hadn't had early foul trouble, UCLA would have lost.) and took a nap on the couch.
Have a nice day.