But before you tie one on, I must remind you that Newton's Third Law of Motion is in play today. That law states, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." I proved this last year when my action was drinking mass quantities of green beer. The equal and opposite reaction...well that's listed below in my posting from March 18, 2009.
I'm a little late with today's blog posting. Here's why...
7:00 a.m. Woke up with a raging head and stomach ache.
7:01 a.m. Went back to sleep.
7:44 a.m. Woke up again.
7:45 a.m. Started showering.
7:47 a.m. Stopped half way though the shower. Thought I was gonna barf.
7:48 a.m. Barfed.
7:59 a.m. Called Pimp and said I can't work today. Blamed leftovers (partially true).
8:02 a.m. Fell asleep again.
4:00 p.m. Woke up.
4:16 p.m. Had a turkey burger and a root beer. Watched last night's Daily Show.
4:45 p.m. Started today's blog entry.
4:55 p.m. Wrote this line of my blog entry. Then realized I could not travel forward in time to figure out what I was gonna do the rest of the day.

It is as funny this year as it was last year.
ReplyDelete"blamed it on the leftovers"...
ReplyDeleteim sure the day after st patrick's day, dumb ol' boss fell for that one! schucks!