So in the event you're wondering what Temp X thinks about while gazing at the phone, hoping against hope that my telekinetic powers will make it ring*, here's a peek inside my head. Avert your gaze...
* Further research revealed that telekinesis has nothing to do with telephones.
I left my wallet in a friend's car, but because I had no work and no where to go, I didn't notice for 48 hours.
How come movie studios remake films, networks remake TV shows but publishing companies never re-make books?

Why is Black Licorice still sold under the brand name "Red Vines?"
A Google search for the words "NBC" and "crap" yields 1.68 million results

An anagram for "Golden Globes" is "Blond, Legs, Ego."
Is there a difference between entertainment blogs TMZ, I Don't Like You In That Way, Egotastic, Perez Hilton, The Gossip Girls, Faded Youth...well you get the point.
Should I be concerned that The Secret Life of the American Teenager airs on ABC Family?
So far in 2009, I've worked the same amount of days as I haven't.

Why are there so many low-flying helicopters in Los Angeles?
I know it's just honorary & promotional nonsense, but how is it that David Hasselhoff (1996) had a star on the Walk of Fame before Glenn Close (2009)?
When did I start writing like Larry King? How can I make it stop?
1 comment:
If Glenn Close were hot maybe she would have had one earlier (not that I think 'The Hoff' is any more attractive *shudder*)
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