Friday, September 19, 2008

The Preview of the Emmy Preview

Well kids, the Emmy Awards are this Sunday. And chances are you'll come up with something better to do like spend time with your family, read a book or count what's left in your 401k. Lucky for you The Hollywood Temp Diaries has secured portions of the actual script from Entertainment Tonight's pre-Emmy red carpet program. So at least when you go to work on Monday, you won't feel left out at the water cooler.

Enjoy.


Blah blah blah from the Nokia Theatre in downtown Los Angeles blah blah blah Lara Spencer. Blah blah blah the big night for the small screen blah blah blah recovering from the writers strike that blah blah blah. Blah blah blah the little cable networks beating up on their big network brothers blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah reality TV hosts Ryan Seacrest, Hedi Klum, Tom Bergeron, Hedi Klum and Jeff Probst blah blah eating mosquito larvae blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah The Sopranos won't be here to blah blah. Blah blah 30 Rock is a virtual shoo-in blah blah Tina Fey's dead-on impersonation as Sarah Palin blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah Two and a Half Men's Angus T. Jones has grown up before our eyes blah blah blah soon have to call it Two and Three-Quarters blah blah blah. Blah blah blah the perennial Boston Legal has been relegated to blah blah blah. Blah blah Ugly Betty is gorgeous in person blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah HBO's miniseries John Adams starring the versatile Paul Giamatti as blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah big screen queens Glenn Close, Sally Fields and Kyra Sedgwick taking over TV blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah Tony Shalhoub seems to own this, but Alec Baldwin portrayal of blah blah blah. But don't count out Dunder Mifflin's blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. That's what she said.

Blah blah The Daily Show is a no brainer blah blah blah blah skewering of the news media blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah the big winners should be the cigarette-peddling Mad Men blah blah blah blah blah passengers of Oceanic 815 blah blah and Dr. House.

Let's throw it to blah blah blah blah inside the Nokia blah blah who is with blah blah. Blah blah blah you look beautiful tonight blah blah blah.

1 comment:

MissNic said...

Thanks for saving the brain cells I would have lost by watching tomorrow, they're better spent on data entry.

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